It has come to my attention that there has been a systemic pattern of abuse, manipulation, and bad vibes...
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See evidence A below.
...furthermore, in 2018 at the PAX afterparty...
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A 500-page Google Drive document detailing your past misdeeds just dropped on Twitter.
Objective: Survive 7 Days without getting Cancelled (0 Followers).
Manage your Credibility, Cash, and Stress.
Deny: Publicly reject claims using your credibility. Low stress if successful, but massive spike if it backfires.
Fabricate: Create fake evidence to counter claims. Costs $2k, moderate success chance.
Hush Money: Bribe sources to silence them. Costs $10k, guaranteed success but risky.
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